It was a sad day at 7th and Montana today as word spread the Charlie, the Irascible Sheepdog, has been "rejected" by Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan. The story begins several weeks ago when Neighbor Richard discovered that Millan -- known far and wide as the "Dr. Phil" of the canine set -- would be shooting his award-winning TV show in Santa Monica. If ever there was a dog in need of the Whisperer, it's Charlie. His Jeckyl and Hyde personality keeps the whole neighborhood on edge. One minute he'll seem perfectly at ease and the next, without warning, he'll go for the jugular with other dogs. Expensive trainers, weeks in Doggie Bootcamp, soothing aromatherapy, bribery with treats ... you name it, Richard has tried it. So, why did the Dog Whisperer reject Charlie? Apparently, before Millan will see you, you have to send him a videotape of your dog behaving badly. Who in their right mind would deliberately put another dog in harm's way just to capture footage of Charlie attacking it? Cesar: If you're out there, I have a few choice words for you and I'm not exactly whispering: "Et tu, Brute ...?!?"
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Perhaps they should have Michael Vick as a character witness for Charlie.
Charlie looks perfectly innocent.
perhaps he would heel with an apple fritter for a bribe.
Imagine a dog rejected by the Dog Whisperer! Have you watched his show?? IMO, Charlie is lucky was turned down!
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