It was curtains yesterday at 7th and Montana for an Anonymous Fashion Victim who made the scene at Our Favorite Starbucks wearing what looked like a set of vintage drapes that she pulled fresh from the window at Archie Bunker's place. "Yikes," said one witness, "Maybe she's trying to 'spare the rod'!" "I don't know about that," I replied, "I'd say she's keeping Rod pretty busy ... Rod Serling, that is." As for the woman, she was last seen heading due East on Montana. Rumor has it she was window shopping ...!
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Are you sure you do not live on Elm Street?
Maybe she was channeling Carol Burnett in the "Gone With The Wind" sketch!
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