DANCING WITH THE S(I)TARS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was a Taste of Bollywood at 7th and Montana this morning as a pair of Delhi Delinquents made the scene, intent on raising a ruckus. Both of them were pushing Baby Carriages filled to the brim with garbage bags, loose articles of clothing and miscellaneous musical instruments. One of them had a boom box which blared a fast-paced Indian pop number featuring lots of high-pitched whining accompanied by a sitar. The other babbled in tongues and danced up and down 7th Street.

"Yikes," said Richard, "There's a real Plethora of Weirdness around here this morning. What do you think they're up to?" "Maybe they're auditioning," I said. Sure enough, they were standing right behind Neighbor Tom, host of ABC-TV's "Dancing with the Stars." Rumor has it they're going for a spin-off: "Dancing with the Sitars."