A collective chill ran up the spine of the crowd at 7th and Montana this morning as "The Handmaiden," owner of the Fancy Schmancy Cafe across the street from Our Favorite Starbucks, made the scene. Known for her tendency to drop bagels on the floor, then serve them up with her bare hands to unsuspecting customers, the Handmaiden has become something of a local legend on Montana Avenue. How she gets away with charging twice the price of other cafes for dusty bagels is anyone's guess. "Maybe she adds 50 cents per bounce," said one witness. If that's the case, I shudder to think where her Chicken Fingers have been ...!
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The Handmaiden may just have to come up with a new strategy, now that she is going to have sub way competition in the neighborhood .
Sounds like she definitely goes by the "three second rule"! Ick!
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