Sunday, January 2, 2011

A CRIMINAL OFFENSE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was a covert operation at 7th and Montana this morning as a Suspicious Newcomer made the scene carrying a shopping bag filled with what at Starbucks must surely qualify as an Illegal Substance: Four steaming cups of coffee from the nearby Cafe Deluxe. He tried to hide the bag behind his newspaper ... but I noticed it right away. "Well, well, well," I said, "What do we have here? Bringing outside coffee into Starbucks, are we?" He turned beet red and started stammering. "Well, err, it's like this ... I don't like Starbucks coffee, so I just come here to buy the newspaper." "Aha," I replied, "Just as I thought. No doubt you like the atmosphere better here, right?" "I guess you caught me red-handed," he said. "Not to worry," I replied, whipping out my Spycam, "Your secret is safe with me ... I won't tell a single soul!" What a Nincompoop! I'll bet he spends his spare time bringing Tacos to Taco Bell and Pizza to Pizza Hut, too ...!

4 comments:

Paula said...

I had a friend who took an onion from her garden into a restaurant and ate it with her food. I also had a friend who left me sitting in a booth while he walked down the street to buy a certain hot sauce from a store and brought it back to the restaurant. Yes weird people flock to me like flies. Maybe I should get a spycam.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Thats right, you told multiple souls :o)

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year,, Marty. Keep that spy cam clicking.
-Cin

emikk said...

That just doesn't make sense!...it sure can get weird over there!