Thursday, January 27, 2011

SKIRTING THE ISSUE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Change was in the air this morning at 7th and Montana as the Zombie -- the man known for sitting for hours on end, in the same position, in the same chair at Our Favorite Starbucks -- made the scene wearing a revealing, new skirt. It was bright blue with a white floral pattern and a slit up to the waist. "Do you think it's too much?," he asked. And then, without pausing, he answered himself. "No, it's just right!" He continued conversing with himself in increasingly animated tones until he reached the cashier, where he ordered a Double Espresso. I made it a point to leave before the caffeine kicked-in ...

5 comments:

Paula said...

Frankly I don't like his skirt.

Beth said...

I think it's lovely. Does he have the legs to pull it off?

Marty said...

Hi Beth -- I'm taking a guess that the answer to your question is "no." It's hard to say, though, since he usually wears jeans beneath his skirts (thank God ...).
Best,
Marty

emikk said...

I think he would look better in a shift!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

A twirling zombie is a bad image. Glad you scedadled.