LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Smiles Davis," an anonymous Fashion Victim who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning wearing a navy blue jumpsuit covered in yellow smiley faces, bright red sneakers and a ski cap. "Good God," I said, "Look what just rolled-in from the Funny Farm." Actually, he spent a good deal of time sitting outside in the rain -- no doubt trying to let a smile be his umbrella -- before finally venturing into Our Favorite Starbucks. Once inside, he wasted no time cracking open his laptop. I tried to peek over his shoulder at what he was typing, but all I could make out was " : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) "