Tuesday, January 25, 2011


It was many happy returns today at 7th and Montana as “Dr. Sludge,” the local brainiac known for flushing baby wipes down the toilet, made the scene at Our Favorite Starbucks. The Good Doctor's drano-for-braino antics last year sent hundreds of gallons of sludge surging into neighborhood homes, but in recent months he's kept a relatively low profile. “Quick,” I muttered as he walked in the door, “Get the plunger!" I was hoping for another Sludgegate incident ... but he seemed to be on his best behavior today. Some say he's all out of baby wipes ... but I think he's as flush with them as ever!


emikk said...

Now if he can learn to compost instead of flushing maybe he can make a positive contribution to starbucks and posterior areas by changing his destructive habits....or switching to "Depends" might work as well.

Paula said...

Baby wipes are so handy for so many things but I would never never flush one.