Friday, January 7, 2011

EGG NOGGIN ... AT THE VENETIAN?


It was a hair-raising experience at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas this morning as a Crazed Loon attacked a tourist with an egg whisk. At least that's what it looked like. The Loon, an attractive woman in her mid-twenties, waived what looked like an Egg Whisk in the direction of a middle-aged man, then started beating him over the head with it. Just as I was wondering whether to call 911, the woman yelled in my direction, "Don't worry, I'm just giving him a massage." As for the man, he seemed oblivious. He was sitting at an Oxygen Bar, sucking up a container of Lemon-scented Oxygen. And who can blame him? You'd need Oxygen, too, if a Crazed Loon was beating you over the head with a kitchen utensil ...!

4 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Never understood the O2 bar, I prefer CO2 in the form of tiny bubbles :o)

emikk said...

What they need are anti oxigents!

Paula said...

I prefer a good old fashioned massage.

Anonymous said...

Was tempted to try out an O2 bar once but figured it would make more sense to give the $$ to a tree-planting group and use less paper products instead. I know....party pooper. -Cin