Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as Barista Tyler announced that he was changing his name. "From now on, my name is Attention!," he cried. "Why?," asked one onlooker. "Because that way, everyone will pay me. You know, they'll pay Attention!" No one laughed. "Get it?," he continued, "Pay Attention!" Then he turned his attention to me. "That ought to get me in the blog, right?," he asked. "I'm not sure," I responded, "I wasn't paying any attention ...!"