Saturday, May 21, 2011


It was another agonizing wait at 7th and Montana yesterday as the prime seating area with a sunny southern exposure was taken by a woman who seemed intent on sitting there forever. "We'll have to keep an eye on her," said Kerry, who was waiting for her to leave. "I'll try to make her uncomfortable by hovering nearby and taking photographs," I replied. I tried, but it didn't work. Nothing, it seemed, would make her budge. The good news is, the forecast for today -- according to Christian Activist Harold Camping -- calls for an Apocalypse. If that doesn't free up some prime real estate, nothing will ...!


Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

I understand that the Rapture is going to start in California, keep us posted :o)

Rose said...

Does she have an umbrella with her in case it rains?

Hugs, Rose

Kattytrick said...

"Armaggedon outta town!", you are so funny and clever and witty as well! I just love your humor! If your camera didn't work on this gal, you should have used your charm you have a pletura of it!!!___=^..^=___Kittie