Tuesday, May 10, 2011


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Mr. Important," a businessman on-the-go who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning in a chauffeured limo. I knew something was up the minute he stepped out of the car. "No," he told the driver, "I'll take my luggage." And, with that, he pulled a "wheelie" suitcase out of the car and dragged it with him into Starbucks. My guess is that he was making a quick stop at Starbucks on his way to the airport, but didn't trust the driver enough to leave him alone with his luggage. I guess the feeling was mutual, because the minute Mr. Important's back was turned, the driver left the scene. "Hey, where'd my car go?," asked Mr. Important when he returned moments later with his latte. He got on the phone immediately and started yelling at the driver to come back. I didn't stick around long enough to see what happened in the end, but if Mr. Important's tone of voice was any indication, he probably tore the driver apart limb from limo ...!


emikk said...

He may be a big shit on turd island but nothing at 7th and Montana!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Interesting that a limo driver chose to teach him a lesson.