Monday, May 23, 2011


It was the shock heard round the world yesterday at 7th and Montana as an Anonymous Newcomer had a close encounter with the Local Loon known as Rigolatte. Most folks know that Rigolatte (pictured above) is famous for locking himself in the bathroom and belting out Opera Tunes, not to mention his curious addiction to Sweet 'n Low, but if you've never seen him in action, it can be a bit of a surprise. The newcomer gaped in astonishment as Rigolatte yelled across the room "Anyone mind if I take two Sweet 'n Lows?" "No problem," answered one of the Baristas. And so, Rigolatte danced his way to the condiment bar, hummed an Aria to himself, and grabbed fistful after fistful of Sweet 'N Low. He shoved it all down his shirt, then ran out the door laughing like a hyena. "But ... But ... But ... did anyone see that ...?!?," stuttered the newcomer. "What do you mean?," I asked. "That guy, he just stole all the Sweet 'N Low and ran out the door." "Oh, that's nothing," I replied, "You should see him during Opera Season."


emikk said...

What if they switched Sweet and Low with "Sour and High?"....just a thought.

Paula said...

I think Rigolatte has been to one of our restaurants because they keep the Sweet and Low behind the counter and you have to ask for it.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

It is a Splenda thing :o)