Hunker down, folks! The weekend we've been waiting for -- Carmageddon -- has finally arrived. For the next two days, the 405 freeway will be closed while construction crews work their magic, making a section of the Mulholland Bridge disappear. What this will mean for the crew at 7th and Montana, I don't know. Most folks around here are generally AWOL (Always West of Lincoln) on the weekends, anyway. At least one nefarious character -- none other than Adolph Hitler -- has been ranting and raving about the freeway closure all day. You can catch his temper tantrum here: Carmageddon for Hitler. As for the rest of us, let's hope no one else gets whipped up into a Fuhrer!