The stars were out in full force at 7th and Montana this morning. Unfortunately, they were all over the body of an Attractive Young Fashion Victim who made the scene wearing a one-piece jumpsuit that was made out of an American Flag. I whipped out my Spycam and zoomed-in on her rear end. "What are you doing?," asked one witness. "Checking to see if there's an escape hatch," I said, "Who knows ... dressed like that maybe fireworks pop out her butt!" In the end, it turned out there was a rationale explanation for her outfit. Today was "Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day" ...!