Saturday, July 9, 2011

POOPING-OUT ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!



Ladies and gentlemen, meet "Craptilla," an Anonymous Local who -- together with her One-Eyed Pug -- caused a commotion this morning at 7th and Montana. There I was, minding my own business, walking behind them on 7th Street, when the One-Eyed Pug decided to do its business near the sidewalk. "Craptilla" glanced suspiciously in my direction, then crouched as if to clean-up the mess. I continued watching out of the corner of my eye and, sure enough, as soon as I passed by, Craptilla said "Come on, honey," and pulled her dog away, leaving a steaming load of dog feces in her wake. I whipped out my Spycam and followed them into the Starbucks parking lot. Pointing the camera in her direction, I pretended to make a phone call. "Hey, Poopsie," I yelled into the phone, "You forgot something!" Craptilla beat a hasty retreat and I made a bee-line for the evidence she left behind. I'm telling you, some people have no sense of doody ...!


5 comments:

Paula said...

You got the evidence all right. Why doesn't she take her doggie to the dog park where there are bags handy and then she could give it a shower too.

Anonymous said...

Oh Shit! Do we really need to see the evidence?

Anonymous said...

Oh Shit! Do we really need to see the evidence?

emikk said...

Is it alright with you if I use your picture of crap as reference for an oil painting....on black velvet?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

That truly is a load of crap :o)