Monday, July 11, 2011

SOW BE IT ... AT 6TH AND WILSHIRE!




Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Glenda the Glutton, the scourge of the Whole Foods Market at 6th and Wilshire. I found Glenda yesterday at her home away from home -- the Fruit and Nuts display -- brazenly reaching into container after container of granola, dried fruit and nuts, stuffing her face with carefree abandon. It was disgusting to watch ... but at the same time riveting. I made no effort to hide my Spycam. Why bother? John Philip Sousa could have strolled by with a 27-piece marching band playing Stars and Stripes Forever and she wouldn't have noticed. I waited until she was between fistfulls and said the magic words: "Pssst ... Don't spread it around, but they're giving out free samples of carrot cake at the bakery!" I was lying, of course, but you know what they say about Glenda. She really takes the cake ...!

2 comments:

Kattytrick said...

Other peoples Kids! Huh?

garnett109 said...

She is where she belongs the nut house!