The Guru, known for knowing everything, once again surprised the crowd at 7th and Montana this morning, this time with what seemed to be a well-informed discourse on genetic engineering. "It can all be done with genetics," he said loudly into his cell phone, "You can engineer your way to perfect health, it's just a matter of science!" And then he hung up his phone, came over to my table and said, "Cheers." He tried to take a big gulp of coffee but somehow missed his mouth and ended up spilling it all over his beard. Now that's what I call frenetic genetics ...!