Thursday, July 7, 2011

FASHION FORWARD ... ON 7TH STREET



It was another bombshell yesterday at 7th and Montana as our Friendly Neighborhood Unabomber -- known for his taste in Rambo-style attire -- made the scene in a smart, new workout vest which, despite its resemblance to a straight jacket, drew rave reviews. Not only that, but for the first time ever, his hands -- normally encased in a combination of weights and silver duct tape -- were completely free. "What a positive change!," I cried. I guess you could say I was shell-shocked ...

5 comments:

Webster said...

Looks like a cooling vest to me - The Iceman Cometh.

emikk said...

I wonder if he lives in a bomb shelter?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Looks like the weights are in the vest now.

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FrankandMary said...

I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this guy having "free" hands.