It was another bombshell yesterday at 7th and Montana as our Friendly Neighborhood Unabomber -- known for his taste in Rambo-style attire -- made the scene in a smart, new workout vest which, despite its resemblance to a straight jacket, drew rave reviews. Not only that, but for the first time ever, his hands -- normally encased in a combination of weights and silver duct tape -- were completely free. "What a positive change!," I cried. I guess you could say I was shell-shocked ...
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Looks like a cooling vest to me - The Iceman Cometh.
I wonder if he lives in a bomb shelter?
Looks like the weights are in the vest now.
I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this guy having "free" hands.
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