Traffic stopped at 7th and Montana this morning as a Local Eccentric known as "the Boy Named Sue" took a brief, rush hour stroll down the center of 7th Street. Last seen on July 31st sporting a pair of Fuzzy, Blue Slippers and a Bright, Red Handbag, Sue today unveiled a Bold, New Look. He was wearing a miniskirt and a pair of Perky, New Breasts. "Now I've seen everything," said a man sitting at the table next to mine, "I hope you got a picture of that!" "Not to worry," I replied, "I got all the photographic evidence I need." Afterall, someone has to keep the neighborhood abreast ...!