YANKEE DOODLE DANDY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana yesterday as a Yankee Doodle Dandy made the scene, sporting a Red, White and Blue Top Hat, a Matching Baggy Outfit and Sparkling Silver Sneakers.  "It was Bizarre," said one witness, "He looked like a cross between Uncle Sam and the Cat-in-the Hat.  If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that Dr. Seuss threw-up on him!"  The Doodle Dandy seemed oblivious to the fact that all eyes were on him.  He walked through Starbucks like a Zombie on Parade, boarded a "Big, Blue Bus" and was last seen heading towards Pacific Palisades where, rumor has it, he stuck a Fritter in his cap and called it Macaroni ...!