Tuesday, September 2, 2008

YANKEE DOODLE DANDY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana yesterday as a Yankee Doodle Dandy made the scene, sporting a Red, White and Blue Top Hat, a Matching Baggy Outfit and Sparkling Silver Sneakers.  "It was Bizarre," said one witness, "He looked like a cross between Uncle Sam and the Cat-in-the Hat.  If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that Dr. Seuss threw-up on him!"  The Doodle Dandy seemed oblivious to the fact that all eyes were on him.  He walked through Starbucks like a Zombie on Parade, boarded a "Big, Blue Bus" and was last seen heading towards Pacific Palisades where, rumor has it, he stuck a Fritter in his cap and called it Macaroni ...!

5 comments:

emikk said...

Maybe it's Captain Underpants new look....maybe he's been going to therapy and it's backfiring on him.

garnett109 said...

Just a bush voter 8 years late!

deshelestraci said...

Alrighty then!  
Traci

gazker said...

Looks like all this election stuff is going to some peoples heads. Silver sneakers huh? Tsk.

Gaz

mpnaz58 said...

Um...see your next entry re: nuts!
xoxo ~Myra