Friday, September 12, 2008

FLOSSED HIS MIND ...?

                             

Suspicions ran high at 7th and Montana yesterday as an Anonymous Bumpkin made the scene, intent on loitering in front of Our Favorite Starbucks.  He stood by a table near me for about ten minutes, nearly motionless, clinging to a file folder he kept by his side.  He didn't go into Starbucks.  He wasn't waiting for a ride.  He just stood there, gazing at the Montana West Hair Salon across the street.  "Perhaps he's looking for a job," I thought, "Something he can really sink his teeth into."  My suspicions were confirmed when, without warning, he reached into his file folder, pulled out some Dental Floss and began cleaning his teeth.  Moments later, he disappeared, leaving a trail of floss in his wake ...!

5 comments:

garnett109 said...

looks like he's casing the joint

bvaneps834 said...

oh my gosh---what next???? i hope there are people to watch when my husband finally gets me moved to the apartment!!

bvaneps834 said...

oh my gosh---what next???? i hope there are people to watch when my husband finally gets me moved to the apartment!!

rdautumnsage said...

Ewww....why would someone floss out in public? (Hugs)Indigo

gazker said...

Are you sure that was floss, and not the hair of his dead wife he'd killed behind the salon?
Gaz ;-)