BOMBS, AWAY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

Kathy dropped a Bombshell on the crowd at 7th and Montana this morning when she confided that she has struck up an acquaintance with the Local Eccentric known as "the Unabomber."  Famous for what can only be described as a wardrobe inspired by Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber is a fixture at Our Favorite Starbucks.  Every morning, he walks up and down 7th Street wearing a Tactical Assault Vest with rolls of duct tape strapped to each wrist.  Now, at last, his story can be told.  "He's working out," said Kathy, who met up with him at Blockbuster Video, "He straps weights to himself -- instead of bombs -- and calls it the best cardiovascular workout money can buy."  While the Police and others routinely remind him of his resemblance to the Unabomber, he prefers to be called "Steve."  As for me, based on Kathy's lengthy description, I still can't help thinking he's the slightest bit Bombastic ...!