Monday, September 15, 2008

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER FIND AT 7TH AND MONTANA: PART ONE!

Ladies and Gentlemen, It's time to play "Shock that Yankee," the all-new online game show that asks the musical question, "Which of these things belong at 7th and Montana?"  Every day, our team of experts scours the Netherlands for items of interest.  Some might be found at 7th and Montana.  Others are Uniquely Dutch.  You get to decide which is which.  Tonight's items include:  (1)  The Museum of Sex(2)  The Museum of Vodka(3)  A Hangout for "Sappies and Shakies";  (4, 5) A Sidewalk Chocolatier specializing in White and Dark Chocolate Penises, Vaginas and Breasts;  and (6)  A Cancerous Lump masquerading as a Pastry.  Go ahead, send in your entries.  Winner gets a Big Surprise.  And remember to tune-in tomorrow for another exciting Chance to Win ...!

7 comments:

elainespeech said...

If "all of the above" is not an option, then my vote goes to #6 which is a mirror image of your notorious apple fritter. Perhaps they are identical twins- the result of a split egg.

deshelestraci said...

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that the apple fritter is the only thing you would find at the ol' Starbucks!  I have to say the chocolate is quite interesting!
Traci

susansophia said...

The "Sex Museum"...am presuming this addresses the history of erotic drawings, paintings, etc. over the years...the "deed" itself hasn't changed :))  Gotta love the Netherlands, with its openness about the nether parts.  Am assuming the slag heap of flour, grease and sugar would be from 7th and Montana, and the rest...very creative ways for tourists to spend their bucks!  Susan

mereel2005 said...

I think I will sit this game out *Laini blushing*

emikk said...

whatsis it a bunch of preverts 'oer there?....you gonna bring back som-o-them choclate penis's?

amy122389 said...

a dark chocolate penis?  :-X

~Amy

gazker said...

You do see #6 at your Starbucks everyday....... It's the apple fritter!
Gaz ;-)