It was a Peter, Paul and Scary revival at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Songbird made the scene, intent on serenading the crowd whether we liked it or not. There was just one problem: She couldn't carry a tune. The fun began when the crew at Starbucks started playing a medley of 60's tunes over the sound system. At first, the Songbird seemed content merely to hum along but, moments later, she started screeching the lyrics to "If I Had a Hammer." "Good God," I thought, "Now I know why they invented Ear Plugs." As for the Songbird, I admire her courage but she can be grateful no one at 7th and Montana actually had a hammer ...!