Monday, September 8, 2008

SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

It was a touch of Shakespeare this morning at 7th and Montana as an Attractive Woman known among insiders as "Juliet" made the scene with "Romeo," her High-Strung Pekingese Pup.  No need to ask wherefore art this Romeo, however.  Juliet keeps him in her purse.  This morning, in a rare break with tradition, Romeo flew the coop.  He poked his head out of the purse, yapped up a storm and jumped onto the sidewalk, scaring an Adorable, Three-Year-Old Girl in the process.  "Mommy, mommy," cried the Little Girl, running to my table for safety, "It's a Scary Dog!"  I waited for the mother to calm the little girl down before offering-up an explanation.  "I know it must have been frightening for your daughter to see a dog jump out of that woman's purse, but that's nothing," I whispered to the Little Girl's Mother, "You should see where she keeps her husband ...!"

5 comments:

garnett109 said...

at work i hope?
you know they all die at the end

deshelestraci said...

Oh good, give the kid nightmares!  LOL
Traci

beckiepainton said...

and shes got a weasel down her trouser leg.Did i ever tell you about the time a woman came in the shop who had a snake round her arm as she paid for her goods, she said 'its ok, it wont bite its a boa constrictor' Oh thtas great it would just squeeze me to death then.Beckie x

gazker said...

I hope she lets Romeo out of her purse for the toilet or next time she puts her hand in for her lipstick she might get a surprise Gaz ;-)

rdautumnsage said...

Women who keep pets in their purse scare me too! When they dress their pooches even more...(Hugs)Indigo