Sunday, July 3, 2011

SHUTTER BUG ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!



"Eva Fangoria," the local actress who for years has complained of being typecast as a ghoul, finally took on a new role this morning ... that of low-hanging fruit. "Quick," she said, pointing at a trio of chihuahuas on the sidewalk, "Someone take a picture ... take a picture. Does anyone have a camera?!?" I felt several sets of eyes look in my direction. She wore a baggy plaid shirt, sweatpants, bright green clogs and a biker bandanna over hair red enough to make one wonder if she'd been embalmed in Red Dye #2. She was also carrying a parasol. "Take a picture!," she shouted to no one in particular, again pointing to the dogs. "Cutesy Wootsey Wittle Doggies ... " She went on and on, finally using her own camera to photograph the Chihuahuas-in-question. "I got some great shots," she rasped as she continued down 7th Street. And so did I ...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Do not white-out their faces, Marty... they deserve to be identified when encountered in public.