Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Audrey Tatt00, the latest celebrity in our midst at 7th and Montana. From the moment I saw her yesterday, I knew she belonged on a movie set. Unfortunately, the movie-in-question is "The Wizard of Oz" and her big break came when a house fell on her head. Her Gothic Outfit, Red and White striped Knee Sox and Pointy, Red Shoes practically screamed Wicked Witch of the East. But her most striking feature, by far, was her skin. She's covered in tattoos, starting with an enormous red spider web that runs up and down the length of her arms and legs. Caught within her web are a series of creatures straight out of Munchkinland: Black cats, spiders, skulls, bats -- you name name it. If it goes bump in the night, she's wearing it. That's what I like about 7th and Montana. You never know what you'll find next. Or, as Frank L. Baum put it, "There's no place like home ...!"