Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Swiss Family Obnoxious, the latest in a long line of tourists to bring their own brand of anarchy with them to 7th and Montana. The parents -- a young couple in their mid-to-late twenties -- simply couldn't be bothered to supervise their two young children who treated Our Favorite Starbucks like their own, private playground. The son, a brash six-year-old, spent the morning zipping up and down 7th Street on a scooter, weaving around pedestrians and dodging oncoming traffic. His younger sister, meanwhile, toddled right up to a strange dog and shoved her hands into its mouth. The parents did nothing. All I can say is, watch out, folks, in 15-years these Brats will be on the freeway ...!