Monday, December 15, 2008

COLOR COMMENTARY AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Heads were turning at 7th and Montana this morning thanks to Barista Tyler, who seemed intent on exposing my hidden-camera shenanigans by providing loud color commentary on my every move. "Here comes Marty with his Grande Half Caff," he began. "He's grabbing the newspaper, he's walking towards a table ... no wait, he's pulling out his camera phone. Watch out, folks, unless you want to be on the Internet ...!" I tried to ignore him, but finally couldn't take it anymore. "Listen, Tyler, you dog: One of these days I'm going to throw a shoe at you!" "I don't mind," Tyler responded, cheerfully, "As long as it's a size 10." Thank God I didn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction handy. Tyler's antics almost caused me to miss getting a photo of the Fashion Plate pictured below: An Anonymous Ne'er-do-Well who made the scene this morning wearing a plastic garbage bag and a pair of orange boxer shorts on his head.

7 comments:

garnett109 said...

Is he part of the litter crew?

Myra said...

ONLY at 7th and Montana can this type of attire be seen and photogged!! Tyler...get a life!

Traci said...

He he he! Are we down to 35 days left of the dumbest president we have ever had?!

Mark and Elayne said...

You can borrow the army boots Mark brought me back from Iraq. Trust me, you will never have a problem again :)
Laini

Saltydawg said...

You certainly have em all at 7th and Montana!
Gaz ;-)

emikk said...

Orange boxer shorts on his head? Is this guy in the same cult as Captain Underpants?

Beth said...

Thank goodness you didn't miss that shot!