Wednesday, December 3, 2008

SOY, AHOY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Helen of Soy," the face that launched a thousand quips this morning at 7th and Montana when she ordered a drink so bizarre it left the Baristas stumped. "I'll have a Hot Soy Milk, but fill it halfway with water, please," she asked, politely. Barista Veronica looked surprised. "You know," Helen explained, "A half-and-half." "Ahh," said Veronica, "You want a Half Caff?" "No," said Helen, repeatedly, "Soy Milk and Water." I left before she could order a Tofu Fritter ...!

8 comments:

Beth said...

Hot soy milk and water? That sounds like one of the most disgusting things imaginable. At least a shot of caramel might help!

Beth

Lynne said...

Wonder what, if any, nutrional value it would have for her, oh my goodness! And ickkkkk!

Adirondackcountrygal said...

Marty, I'm really enjoying your cast of characters at Starbucks.

garnett109 said...

Lactose and Fritter intolerant?

Myra said...

That sounds like a laxative waiting to happen! Good thing she left before it kicked in ;)

Traci said...

Couldn't she have just done that at home?!

Mark and Elayne said...

It sounds like a drink a neighor of my would order.
Hindu Monk...
Laini

Saltydawg said...

If ever there was a recipe to cure constipation, that was it! I suggest you all run for cover at 7th and Montana
Gaz ;-)