Friday, December 19, 2008

SAME "SHIT," DIFFERENT SECURITY GUARD ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was a stakeout at 7th and Montana this morning as "Trigger," the Ace Security Guard who protects Our Favorite Starbucks from all sorts of crime, arrived on the scene like a Man on a Mission. He entered the premises at approximately 8:11 a.m. -- charging through the door facing 7th Street -- and wasted no time getting right down to business. By 8:12, he had ensconced himself in the men's room. He emerged at 8:29, renewed, refreshed and ready for action. Unfortunately, while he was doing his business, so was the Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief. I'm the first to admit that back on September 13, 2007 -- the day Trigger took the reigns from his Octogenarian Predecessor -- I had high hopes. Granted, he seemed a bit "zealous," perhaps a bit too full of himself, but I was certain he'd be tough on crime. Now I just wonder whether he should be relieved of doody ...!

7 comments:

Mike said...

A security guard at Starbucks? Wow what neighborhood do you live in?

By the way love the blog.

garnett109 said...

Me thinks Paper trained over potty trained wins !

Beth said...

Hahaha! I laughed out loud at this one!

Well, at least with him on the case, you can breathe easier...oh, wait. Maybe not, considering how long he spent in the restroom! LOL

B.

Lynne said...

LOL - poor paper thief!

emikk said...

He needs one of those alarm phones like you had in asia (next to the crapper)

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

At least he is not piddling away his time :o)

Saltydawg said...

Mike took the words right out of my mouth. A security guard at a coffee shop???
Gaz