Sunday, April 4, 2010

BRIDE OF HUMPTY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Humpty Dumpty may have sat on a wall, but his wife -- Mrs. Humpty -- seems obsessed with the curb in front of Our Favorite Starbucks. In fact, she spent what seemed like hours yesterday having mad, passionate sex with it while onlookers gaped in astonishment. "I guess it's mating season at 7th and Montana," said Screenwriter Nat, as Mrs. Humpty arched her back, let out a primeval grunt and thrust her pelvis again and again towards the pavement. Joyce took one look at her and proposed a toast in her honor. "Bottoms up!," she chuckled. As for me, I have a different opinion: I think she's just plain cracked ... but for God's sake, don't let her anywhere near all the king's horses or all the king's men!

7 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Guess in CA, hump day is Sunday :o)

Paula said...

This is so funny I don't have a comment that would be fitting.

emikk said...

She needs to curb her enthusiasm!

Sarah said...

She evidently didn't get the memo defining "Passion Play" before her Easter performance.

Mike said...

Well I guess its one way to get a guys attention.

Kattytrick said...

Maybe like some hyper sencitive animels, she was feeling the empending Mexicali quake! Maybe she was trying to counter balance the shifting plates!....But mostly, I think you're right, and she's cracked!!!...lol...Takes all kinds doesn't it. ...Dull as hell when they're not around though...Much love your way, Kittie

Anonymous said...

What a pose! I wonder if she came from
cirque du solei.