HONEST ABE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Honest Abe," a budding, young diplomat who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning wearing the kind of top hat that was in style four score and seven years ago. He couldn't have been more than four-years-0ld. "Howdy," I said, "That's some fancy hat you have there!" He just smiled and hoisted what looked like a Grande Cappuccino in my direction. "Good God," I thought, "Coffee at his age ... that's one way to get him to Rushmore." I didn't recognize him or his parents, so my guess is they're just in town visiting. No doubt they have a Gettysburg address ...!