Thursday, April 1, 2010


Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as the Dignified Walking Lady, known for wearing Arctic Attire in 90-degree heat, spoke a few words. "Good God, she speaks," said one astonished witness, "All these years I've assumed she was mute." Indeed, not since Helen Keller broke her radio silence in 1890 have so few words meant so much to so many. And it wasn't just what she said, it was the way she said it. There I was, minding my own business, when she turned to me and -- in a deep, gravelly voice not unlike Jimmy Durante's -- said, "Put that cameraphone away, you punk ... I've had it up to here with you and your silly blog!"


emikk said...

You can fool some of the people some of the time but not the dignified Lady anytime!

Paula said...

Awww why don't you just invite her to your table and buy her a drink? She will see you're not a punk

Marty said...

Update to those who believed this: This was just an April Fool's joke. I don't think the Dignified Lady speaks English or surfs the Internet.