Wednesday, April 21, 2010

MADAME LAMPSHADE TO THE RESCUE ... AT LINCOLN AND MONTANA!


Head for the hills, folks, there's a Shady Lady hanging out at the Pavilions supermarket at Lincoln and Montana ... and if her taste in hats is any indication, she's 65 watts short of a light bulb. She made the scene last night wearing what looked like a lampshade on her head. I whipped-out my Spycam and followed her at a safe distance, watching closely as she put one of the Pavilions employees through her paces. "Are these tulips fresh?," she asked, harshly. "Yes, Miss," said the employee. "And what about the roses?," she continued. "Yes, Miss," said the employee. "And where are the rest of the succulents ... is this all you have ...?!?" She went on and on. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear she thought she was at a florist instead of a supermarket. I wonder where she buys her groceries, Lamps Plus ...?!?

3 comments:

Paula said...

Looks like she is on to your spy cam in the first photo. I think she likes red.

Beth said...

Perhaps she just came from a wild party!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Must be a compact flourescent.