Cheers erupted at 7th and Montana this morning as Singer/Actress/Entrepreneur Susan made the scene after spending the last several months in Texas. Actually, she returned under police escort. You see, while she was away, she found a new roommate -- an Anonymous Nogoodnik -- who has been staying in her apartment. Susan paid all the bills -- rent, electricity, cable TV, telephone and etc. -- and the Nogoodnik reimbursed her for the rent. At least that's how it was supposed to work. The Nogoodnik had other ideas. Once he got settled-in, and Susan left for Texas, he stopped reimbursing her. Things came to a head when Susan's sister, who lives nearby, knocked on the door to find out what was going on. "If you want to collect all the rent I owe, you'll have to take me to court," said the Nogoodnik, slamming the door in her face. And so, today Susan made the scene under Police Escort to remove her belongings from the apartment. Unfortunately, no one can remove the Nogoodnik. But if I were him, I'd look out. It's a well-known fact that Susan sees Orbs, little balls of energy that hover around our heads, sometimes protecting us and sometimes not. I, for one, wouldn't blame Susan one bit if she sent a Humongous, Bouncing Orb on a one-way trip up the Nogoodnik's rear end ...!