Rigolatte, the Local Loon known for locking himself in the restroom at Our Favorite Starbucks and belting out Opera Tunes for hours on end, was in rare form this morning. "What a beautiful day," he boomed, "I can barely contain myself!" His message would have been a bit more uplifting had he not been clutching four rolls of toilet paper, but still, for him it was a rare moment of lucidity. "Sing us a song, why don't you?," said Barista Tyler, egging him on. "No," cried Rigolatte, "You sing!" "No!," replied Tyler, "You sing, I'll listen." Back and forth they went, each refusing to sing, until finally Rigolatte gave up. He quietly made his way to the rest room and started warming-up his pipes. I don't know what happened next, but judging from the fact that he brought his own toilet paper, I'd say there's a pretty good chance he's still in concert ...!