If it's a Dog's Life at 7th and Montana, where do I sign up? Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the dog I like to call "Fifi," a pampered pooch who made the scene at 7th and Montana this week in her very own, customized baby carriage. "Awwww, what a cutie," said one woman as she passed by, "Your mommy wuvs you doesn't she?" My stomach churned with each wuvable sywwable. What I want to know is: Has mommy been breastfeeding ...?!?
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Don't you mean bwestfeeding?
I bet Fifi's poop doesn't stink.
Perhaps it is a good thing that mummy is not having chwildwen.
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