Thursday, April 8, 2010

A DOG'S LIFE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


If it's a Dog's Life at 7th and Montana, where do I sign up? Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the dog I like to call "Fifi," a pampered pooch who made the scene at 7th and Montana this week in her very own, customized baby carriage. "Awwww, what a cutie," said one woman as she passed by, "Your mommy wuvs you doesn't she?" My stomach churned with each wuvable sywwable. What I want to know is: Has mommy been breastfeeding ...?!?

3 comments:

Webster said...

Don't you mean bwestfeeding?

Paula said...

I bet Fifi's poop doesn't stink.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Perhaps it is a good thing that mummy is not having chwildwen.