Tuesday, April 27, 2010

QUEEN OF SCHLUBS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Sloppy Jo," an Anonymous Newcomer who made the scene yesterday at 7th and Montana no doubt hoping to slip in and out unnoticed. But she was hard to miss. The reddish-orange stains all over her baggy outfit practically screamed "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and the splotches in her hair made her look like an escapee from an explosion at Sherwin Williams. Surprisingly, she went to great lengths to make sure the lid of her coffee cup was fully secured. God forbid she should spill anything ...!

4 comments:

Paula said...

Go in a store looking like that and you'll get hit with a spy cam everytime.

Anonymous said...

Can you spell A R T I S T?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Very abstract.

Anonymous said...

Yikes! Note to self: Throw away all stained shirts :)
--Cin