Friday, July 30, 2010


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Vikki Carr," the worst driver in all of Santa Monica. I met her yesterday on one of the busiest roads in the city, San Vicente. She was driving a gold Toyota Camry, heading West during rush hour. The good news is, we don't have to worry about her car being one of those Toyotas with a sudden acceleration issue. She crept along at about 7 miles per hour in the left lane, until, quite suddenly, she came to a full stop. There was no one crossing the road, she wasn't at an intersection ... she just stopped out of the blue. She waited for about 15 seconds, then continued along her merry way. I was too surprised to even beep at her. A few minutes later, she plowed right through a crosswalk on Montana without looking, nearly mowing down a pedestrian in the process. We both ended-up at Whole Foods Market where -- for the record -- she proved that she's as dangerous with a shopping cart as she is with a car ...!


Paula said...

Isn't Vikki Carr from San Antonio? If she is that could 'splain everything.

garnett109 said...

Marty, Them the brakes!

emikk said...

Maybe she is a plant from the universe telling you to slow down Marty!