It was Pompadour and Circumstance at 7th and Montana this morning as a Would-be Elvis made the scene wearing a 1950's haircut. "Get a load of that Bouffant Buffoon," said one local. "Don't be Cruel," I replied, "Maybe his brain is just All Shook Up." Elvis made his way to the espresso bar, picked up his coffee and headed to the door. It was Now or Never. I whipped out my spycam and pointed it in his direction. "Ladies and Gentlemen," I said, holding my cell phone aloft, "Elvis has left the building ...!"