Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as Diane made the scene with copies of her very own Mug Shot ... and I must say, it's impressive even by Hollywood standards. Let me explain: Her boyfriend, Symon -- an entrepreneurial musician -- asked her to star in his latest video, a delightfully campy production called Big as a Melon. In the video, Diane plays the part of a Drum Majorette who bravely marches on, against all odds, while a villain bearing a striking resemblance to Snidely Whiplash pelts her with a Ripe Watermelon. So where does the mug shot come in? Symon took a photo of Diane in her Drum Majorette costume, put it on a mug with the slogan "No Coffee? No Parade!" and is selling it in the merchandise area of his website for $12.95. Way to go, Diane ... I always knew you marched to the beat of a different drummer!