Monday, August 16, 2010

FINDING RELIGION ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Rigolatte -- the Local Loon who alternates between handing out biblical literature and belting out opera tunes at Our Favorite Starbucks -- met his match this morning at 7th and Montana. There he was, preaching to the masses, when Barista Kenisha firmly but politely told him he cannot conduct a religious service at Starbucks. "Pray for Faith ... Pray for Faith ... Pray for Faith," he repeated in a curious monotone. And then Kenisha's warning sunk in. He pursed his lips and twitched as if fighting off one final "Pray for Faith," then disappeared. Poor Rigolatte. If you're out there, try not to let this get you down. Just think of it as another Exodus ...!

1 comment:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

If he is praying for faith, he has already missed the boat :o)