The stars were out at 7th and Montana this morning. The only problem is, they were plastered on someone's rear end. An Unfortunate Fashion Victim made the scene wearing skin-tight, translucent white pants with five pink stars emblazoned across her behind. "Get a load of the Star-Spangled Buttocks," I said, as I whipped out my Spycam and crept up behind her. I wasn't sure whether to salute or take her photo, so I opted for a little of both. She turned around and nearly caught me in the act, but thank God I had the presence of mind to pretend I was sending someone a text message. Something tells me if she knew what I was up to I'd really be seeing stars ...!
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what is worse is a woman with a word across her butt. Oh maybe I'm just jealous I'm not young enough to wear that "stuff".
Not my cup of tea :o)
Is that any worse than 'juicy'?
LOL!! ONE of these days, you're going to get caught.... Hope you're a quick thinker of excuses!! LOL!!
You were like EXPRESSING yourself.
I don't think any form of wording belongs on someone's butt!
However, your "people watching" is quite amusing in your neck of the woods!
Hugs, Rose
Love your Post Titles BTW
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