The crowd was abuzz at 7th and Montana yesterday at the arrival of a Mysterious Green Beret in our midst. I, for one, greeted the newcomer with open arms. Afterall, a little extra security never hurt anyone. The only problem is, beneath the Green Beret was a somewhat plump, elderly person who appeared, on closer inspection, to be working on a movie script. I hope there's a part for a Newspaper Thief.