It was game called on account of sludge this morning at 7th and Montana as Our Favorite Starbucks shut down promptly at 9:00 a.m. for some emergency plumbing repairs. "It looks like there's some serious shit going down in there," said one onlooker, "Hurry up and get inside before they lock the door." I had plenty of time to get a good look around before the plumbers arrived. "Hmmm," I thought, "This looks like the handiwork of the Notorious Mr. Sludge, known far and wide for backing-up local toilets every time he flushes his babywipes." Mr. Sludge was nowhere to be found, but the evidence of his crime was on display in the pastry case ... !
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Ewww...isn't this an on-going problem? You'd think they'd fix it once and for all!
Prehistoric, petrified Apple fritters?
Hope you have some chocolate covered coffee beans to get you through the day :o)
Is he at it again? That guy won't stop until he's plugged up the plumbing of all of southern California! He must be stopped! Quick, throw one of those apple fritters at him! ;)
I was not thinking baby wipes, I was thinking one of those last longer than a time capsule apple fritters. ~Mary
I'm never, ever eating anything from Starbucks. Chai Tea, London Fog...nada on anything that resembles sludge. (Hugs)Indigo
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