Tuesday, May 19, 2009

GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF SLUDGE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was game called on account of sludge this morning at 7th and Montana as Our Favorite Starbucks shut down promptly at 9:00 a.m. for some emergency plumbing repairs. "It looks like there's some serious shit going down in there," said one onlooker, "Hurry up and get inside before they lock the door." I had plenty of time to get a good look around before the plumbers arrived. "Hmmm," I thought, "This looks like the handiwork of the Notorious Mr. Sludge, known far and wide for backing-up local toilets every time he flushes his babywipes." Mr. Sludge was nowhere to be found, but the evidence of his crime was on display in the pastry case ... !

6 comments:

Myra said...

Ewww...isn't this an on-going problem? You'd think they'd fix it once and for all!

garnett109 said...

Prehistoric, petrified Apple fritters?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Hope you have some chocolate covered coffee beans to get you through the day :o)

Beth said...

Is he at it again? That guy won't stop until he's plugged up the plumbing of all of southern California! He must be stopped! Quick, throw one of those apple fritters at him! ;)

FrankandMary said...

I was not thinking baby wipes, I was thinking one of those last longer than a time capsule apple fritters. ~Mary

Indigo said...

I'm never, ever eating anything from Starbucks. Chai Tea, London Fog...nada on anything that resembles sludge. (Hugs)Indigo