It was game called on account of sludge this morning at 7th and Montana as Our Favorite Starbucks shut down promptly at 9:00 a.m. for some emergency plumbing repairs. "It looks like there's some serious shit going down in there," said one onlooker, "Hurry up and get inside before they lock the door." I had plenty of time to get a good look around before the plumbers arrived. "Hmmm," I thought, "This looks like the handiwork of the Notorious Mr. Sludge, known far and wide for backing-up local toilets every time he flushes his babywipes." Mr. Sludge was nowhere to be found, but the evidence of his crime was on display in the pastry case ... !