Tuesday, May 26, 2009

SOMETHING FISHY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as the man known locally as the Gorton's of Gloucester Fisherman for his striking resemblance to the Frozen Fish Pitchman turned over a new leaf. Gone were the floppy, yellow fisherman's cap and the ever-present raincoat. In their place was a pair of mirrored sunglasses and a pack of cigarettes. He chain-smoked so much I thought he might disappear in a puff of smoke ... and, indeed, there was something magical about his transformation. It was like watching a glazed over codfish turn into a smoked salmon before my very eyes ...!

4 comments:

emikk said...

did he get shock therapy?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

That is one smoked fish I am not going to sample :o)

garnett109 said...

He is trying to sell starbucks a new product,alantic cod fritters!

FrankandMary said...

Considering the area the Starbucks is in, character actor maybe?