A scandal was brewing along with the coffee at Our Favorite Starbucks this morning but don't ask me what it was all about. It's all Top Secret. The fun began when an Attractive Woman in Black (pictured above, from behind) announced melodramatically, "It's SCANDALOUS, simply SCANDALOUS!" Naturally, I grabbed my spycam and listened closely for details ... but it was all to no avail. "I'll tell you all about it later," she told her friend. "Lady, please," I felt like saying, "You can't just announce that something is SCANDALOUS and drop the subject like that. What am I supposed to tell my readers?!?" And so, I had to settle for quietly taking a photo of her rear end and posting it online, instead. Now that's SCANDALOUS ...!