HOLD THE APPLAUSE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

I guess there's no accounting for some people's manners. Just ask "The Accountant," known far and wide for spreading his clients' confidential paperwork all over Our Favorite Starbucks. He recently parked his Silver Mercedes SUV in the "No Parking Zone" on 7th Street, blocking traffic while he dashed inside to grab his coffee. "Look," said Joyce, "It's the Accountant." "He's dropped his paperwork in the gutter," added Bob, "I think it was your Tax Return!" Indeed, the Accountant dropped one of his files on the ground but he recovered it quickly. When he saw that he had an audience, including me and my trusty spycam, he smiled and took a bow.